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If the boys were teachers...
  • Harry: So, erm. The answer for this is... uhm... erm... it's, uh, so, erm, basically, you do this massive equation and it takes a long time foh oohz, but... erm... yeah...
  • Louis: that's the fucking right answer! Hey kids, wanna hear a really funny dirty joke Harry told me yesterday? So these guys walk into a bar-
  • Liam: Kid: I don't understand this. Liam: Yeah, me either.
  • Zayn: Who's sexy? Kids: You're sexy, Mr. Malik. Zayn: Good job! I taught you well!
  • Niall: Snack time! Kid: We just had snack time... Niall: no you didn't. Kid: yes we- Niall: NO YOU DIDN'T!
my childhood.
  • Drake: You calling me a liar?!
  • Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
  • Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
  • Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
  • Josh: I hope you go bald!
  • Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
  • Josh: *GASP* You take that back!